she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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