Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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