Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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