This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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