We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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