We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I had to cum in my sink.
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