This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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