no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You were trust falling into bushes
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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