you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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