If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
