I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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