Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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