Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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