just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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