How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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