me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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