A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Floor bacon is actually really good
You were trust falling into bushes
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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