I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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