I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I understand Curling. That high.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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