Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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