Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
