I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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