I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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