So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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