Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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