I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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