I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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