I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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