Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize