Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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