My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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