just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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