That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I accidentally had phone sex last night
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
