How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I wish i was in the wii world.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Randomize
