so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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