Buhtt sex?
well you can't waste a boner
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Someone signed my nipple.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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