I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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