I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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