people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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