We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
this hospital has no fireball
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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