I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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