I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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