You surviving the open bar?
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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