I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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