You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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