Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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