Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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