Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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