Me too!
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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