i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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