the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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