The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Randomize