It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
