Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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